Carol of the Christmas Curmudgeons

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Carol of the Christmas Curmudgeons (Very Melancholic Christmas)
-In tune of Carol of the Bells-

Dum…dum…dum…dum…
Dum…dum…dum…dum… (Continuous, don’t stop)

Very Melancholic Christmas…
Very very very dismal… (Continuous, don’t stop)

Dum! Here them sing.
Sing all the way:
“One open sleigh”

Very Melancholic Christmas…
Very very very dismal…

Dum! Here them sing.
Sing all through the year:
“Red-nosed reindeer”

Very Melancholic Christmas…
Very very very dismal…

Dum! Here them sing
Sing, though they’re mad:
“Winter Wonderland”

Very Melancholic Christmas…
Very very very dismal…

Dum! Here them sing!Cover your ears!They, out of tune
Christmas in June

Singing time is here
Cover your ears
Sing, though they’re mad
Winter wonderland

Ho-ho-hos!
But no no no,
‘Tis season’s not for me


Boo-hoo-hoos
No ho-ho-hos
‘Tis season’s not for me

Dum dum dum
And Ding ding dong
‘Tis season’s not for me

Very Melancholic Christmas…
Very very very dismal…

Singing time is here
Spending time is here
Wasting time is here
Cover your ears

Boo-hoo-hoos
No Ho-ho-hos
Ho-ho-hos
But no no no

Christmas is here
Reindeers are here
Fat men around
‘lil elves around

Yo-ho-ho!but no no no
‘Tis season’s not for me…

Yo-ho-ho!but no no no
‘Tis season’s not for me…

Dum! Hear them sing!Sing all the way,
Dum! Hear them sing!
Sing all through the year,
Dum! Hear them sing!
Sing though they’re mad
“Carol of the Bells”

Yo-ho-ho!but no no no
‘Tis season’s not for me

Very Melancholic Christmas…
Very very very dismal…